relevant to my interests
(Source: inthepitofmystomach)
Tracks
“why is this fucker sleeping on the couch?”
(Source: uuuhshiny)
THE CUTENESS LEVEL
OMFG
I CANNOT
OMG
(Source: atheonoasaraswati)
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
the “red tide”
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet
That actually sounds like a good idea at this point
(via setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain)
(Source: bostonreview)
Life continues, and some mornings, weary of the noise, discouraged by the prospect of the interminable work to keep after, sickened also by the madness of the world that leaps at you from the newspaper, finally convinced that I will not be equal to it and that I will disappoint everyone—all I want to do is sit down and wait for evening. This is what I feel like, and sometimes I yield to it.
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
(Source: christeana)
That one time Sam and Dean met Samandriel’s vessel.
Season 1, episode 8: “Bugs”
7 years later:
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR BUT I COULDN’T PLACE IT I FUCKING KNEW IT
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
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*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
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Man:
Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
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Employee:
Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
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Man:
I never filled out an application.
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Employee:
Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
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Man:
No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
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Employee:
Well, but that doesn't-
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Man:
AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
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Employee:
But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
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Man:
OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
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Employee:
Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
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Man:
Well no, but what does that matter?
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Employee:
...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
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Man:
Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
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Employee:
That...doesn't make any sense.
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Man:
NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Employee:
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Man:
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Employee:
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Man:
Fuck you, slut.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Nerd Girl Confession:
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean Winchester.